I'll have what she's having...

Total for the day $156.54

Starbucks: $3.06
Kroger: $153.45 (before coupons and Kroger Plus card it was $205)

Orgasms. Big fan! The solo ones, the skin on skin bumping & grinding (with a little self help) ones, the kissing ones and the OH MY GOD would you look how much I saved on my latest shopping trips ones. The shopping trip one isn't really all that big it's more like a tingle in the potty but it's still pretty satisfying.
So I went grocery shopping today and I saved $52 bucks, yeah I paid $153 but I figure I'm gonna get a good 50-60 meals out of one shopping trip which figures out to be around $2.50 - $3.00 a meal so fuck you, yea me! The only problem is for me to grocery shop it takes three hours prep work (coupons, recipe ingrediants, sale papers, etc) then the hour and half shopping trip. I hated to go shopping with my ex because he has A.D.D. So while I'm trying to do the math in my head to find out if a can 12oz can of tuna at like $2.70 is a better deal then a 16oz can at $3.80 he's bouncing around up and down the isles and basically just pissing me off . (fyi - you figure out how much per ounce it costs).
So here's how it plays out... serious grocery shopping is a major undertaking but it just means more money to spend at the bar!

For the record I did not buy any coffee to brew at home and save money.