Thursday, January 28, 2010

I'll have what she's having...

Total for the day $156.54

Starbucks: $3.06
Kroger: $153.45 (before coupons and Kroger Plus card it was $205)

Orgasms. Big fan! The solo ones, the skin on skin bumping & grinding (with a little self help) ones, the kissing ones and the OH MY GOD would you look how much I saved on my latest shopping trips ones. The shopping trip one isn't really all that big it's more like a tingle in the potty but it's still pretty satisfying.
So I went grocery shopping today and I saved $52 bucks, yeah I paid $153 but I figure I'm gonna get a good 50-60 meals out of one shopping trip which figures out to be around $2.50 - $3.00 a meal so fuck you, yea me! The only problem is for me to grocery shop it takes three hours prep work (coupons, recipe ingrediants, sale papers, etc) then the hour and half shopping trip. I hated to go shopping with my ex because he has A.D.D. So while I'm trying to do the math in my head to find out if a can 12oz can of tuna at like $2.70 is a better deal then a 16oz can at $3.80 he's bouncing around up and down the isles and basically just pissing me off . (fyi - you figure out how much per ounce it costs).
So here's how it plays out... serious grocery shopping is a major undertaking but it just means more money to spend at the bar!

For the record I did not buy any coffee to brew at home and save money.

Jitter Juice

Yesterday’s grand total $8.97

$6.00 Starbucks (Venti Red Eye with Hazel nut, chocolate cookie plus tip)

$3.97 BP (O.J., Whatchamacallit & Pizza Combos)

Some people want me to admit that I’m addicted alcohol. Yeah, I like to get my drink on but it’s not that important. And sure I sometimes feel like I really really reeeeaaaallllyyy need to have a cigarette but give it a few minutes and it'll pass. There is one thing that I will overpay for, that I will get out of bed for when I’m a hung over, depressed or that level of sick where there’s a wad of snot dropping out my nose and vomit crusting over in the corner of my mouth and that one essential thing is... Coffee. I’m not one of those psycho uber conglomerate loyal freaks I don’t care who makes it, as long as it’s not me, I just like being served (yes… I am a princess, a pretty, pretty princess).

Perhaps I should start keeping track of exactly how much I’m spending on coffee. It's probably over $100 per month… more then I spend on vodka or smokes or even groceries. It's possibly that I could be a freakin millionaire if I could just shead my java addiction. Fuck.


January 28, 2010

I'll have what she's having...

Thursday, January 28, 2010

Total for the day $156.54

Starbucks: $3.06
Kroger: $153.45 (before coupons and Kroger Plus card it was $205)

Orgasms. Big fan! The solo ones, the skin on skin bumping & grinding (with a little self help) ones, the kissing ones and the OH MY GOD would you look how much I saved on my latest shopping trips ones. The shopping trip one isn't really all that big it's more like a tingle in the potty but it's still pretty satisfying.
So I went grocery shopping today and I saved $52 bucks, yeah I paid $153 but I figure I'm gonna get a good 50-60 meals out of one shopping trip which figures out to be around $2.50 - $3.00 a meal so fuck you, yea me! The only problem is for me to grocery shop it takes three hours prep work (coupons, recipe ingrediants, sale papers, etc) then the hour and half shopping trip. I hated to go shopping with my ex because he has A.D.D. So while I'm trying to do the math in my head to find out if a can 12oz can of tuna at like $2.70 is a better deal then a 16oz can at $3.80 he's bouncing around up and down the isles and basically just pissing me off . (fyi - you figure out how much per ounce it costs).
So here's how it plays out... serious grocery shopping is a major undertaking but it just means more money to spend at the bar!

For the record I did not buy any coffee to brew at home and save money.

Jitter Juice

Yesterday’s grand total $8.97

$6.00 Starbucks (Venti Red Eye with Hazel nut, chocolate cookie plus tip)

$3.97 BP (O.J., Whatchamacallit & Pizza Combos)

Some people want me to admit that I’m addicted alcohol. Yeah, I like to get my drink on but it’s not that important. And sure I sometimes feel like I really really reeeeaaaallllyyy need to have a cigarette but give it a few minutes and it'll pass. There is one thing that I will overpay for, that I will get out of bed for when I’m a hung over, depressed or that level of sick where there’s a wad of snot dropping out my nose and vomit crusting over in the corner of my mouth and that one essential thing is... Coffee. I’m not one of those psycho uber conglomerate loyal freaks I don’t care who makes it, as long as it’s not me, I just like being served (yes… I am a princess, a pretty, pretty princess).

Perhaps I should start keeping track of exactly how much I’m spending on coffee. It's probably over $100 per month… more then I spend on vodka or smokes or even groceries. It's possibly that I could be a freakin millionaire if I could just shead my java addiction. Fuck.


January 28, 2010

 

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