Wednesday, January 29, 2014

A Cup of Johan


January 28, 2014

$17.89

I'm not a skinny person; even when I had an eating disorder I was curvy.
Lately I've been doing these 10-20 minute work out things and lifting weights but I weeze when I run up the steps.
I should change that... I told myself I'd start dating again if I lost weight I guess keeping the fat on is the emotional cushion I need ... and a box of cookies is way more fulfilling then trying to feign interest in another human being at this point.

All I bought yesterday were liquids.
2 Monster Zero's
1 L of  Tonic w/Lime
1 Fifth of Marshmallow Vodka

So I want to believe that the pound that I put on between yesterday and today is a result of building muscle because all I did was drink.

But that Mocha Latte with Marshmallow Vodka was about 150 calories and after four of them I'm gonna name that new cellulite dimple "Gevalia".





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A Cup of Johan

Wednesday, January 29, 2014


January 28, 2014

$17.89

I'm not a skinny person; even when I had an eating disorder I was curvy.
Lately I've been doing these 10-20 minute work out things and lifting weights but I weeze when I run up the steps.
I should change that... I told myself I'd start dating again if I lost weight I guess keeping the fat on is the emotional cushion I need ... and a box of cookies is way more fulfilling then trying to feign interest in another human being at this point.

All I bought yesterday were liquids.
2 Monster Zero's
1 L of  Tonic w/Lime
1 Fifth of Marshmallow Vodka

So I want to believe that the pound that I put on between yesterday and today is a result of building muscle because all I did was drink.

But that Mocha Latte with Marshmallow Vodka was about 150 calories and after four of them I'm gonna name that new cellulite dimple "Gevalia".





0 comments:

 

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